Reasons why none of us are professional models

If I've learned anything in my time as a parent, it is this: you should be prepared to spend literally years smelling faintly of someone else's urine. ALRIGHT SOMETIMES IT'S YOURS. No, not that. It's this: if you want to capture toddlers on camera, particularly if you want them to hold something, most especially if … Continue reading Reasons why none of us are professional models

What Fridays should be, and what they shouldn’t

It's Friday. Let out your breath. We're done. We're done. It's Friday. I do not go out on Friday nights. Friday night is the bit at the end of the marathon where you hug your fellow runners and leave sweaty salt trails on each other's cheeks. You wouldn't then put on something in which the … Continue reading What Fridays should be, and what they shouldn’t