Inappropriate places I have peed in: a four-year-old’s guide to raising mum’s blood pressure

Every mother has their weak spot. Something about living with and caring for small children that makes them certifiable, out of all proportion to the offence. This is mine: pee. The waft of gently warmed underwear dribble. The need to find and queue for and visit public toilets, everywhere, every flipping day. I would burn … Continue reading Inappropriate places I have peed in: a four-year-old’s guide to raising mum’s blood pressure