On the Rocks

Dear Work, Please don't take this personally, but I wasn't very pleased to see you again this morning. I've had five days of sleep and sunshine and books and beautiful things, and wasn't ready to come back to your alarm clocks, air conditioning and angry authors. I know you pay for our flat and petrol and the … Continue reading On the Rocks

Gluttons of the World Unite…

...You have nothing to lose but your scarily prominent hip bones! Alright, not as catchy as the original. It’s a cruel irony that someone who loves food as much as I do should be afflicted with a bug that makes eating repellent. I’m not throwing up, unfortunately – if I were, I could indulge in … Continue reading Gluttons of the World Unite…