Things I wish I could say to my hairdresser

I sound stupid, don't I? I do, I sound stupid. I'm sorry. I'm just tired. Do I sound tired? Have I forgotten how to conduct a human conversation? What's an angled bob, and why are you so keen for me to have one? Or do I have one already? I'm not keeping up. When I … Continue reading Things I wish I could say to my hairdresser