Knight in noodly armour

There was an evening last week in which I really, really needed a Pot Noodle. I was on my third day without sleep, so congested my head felt like a balloon full of angry chalk, and unable to eat without feeling like I was suffocating. So I wasn't eating. And then BAM - at 9.30pm, … Continue reading Knight in noodly armour

A Letter (9 + 6)

Dear TJ, I hope you like pot noodles. Your umbilical cord will start working in a couple of weeks, and that's pretty much all I can stomach right now. Which is your favourite flavour? Mine is chicken and mushroom. PS - What are you doing to my insides? I spend more time on the loo … Continue reading A Letter (9 + 6)