‘I do like your belly, but not right now’: some things I said during Father’s Day photos

'If you sit still and smile for daddy's photographs, you can have some of daddy's chocolate. Do you need a shark for photographs? Ok, alright, hold your shark. No, not in front of your face. I need to see your face, not your shark.' 'Teddy, can you sit back? Teddy. Teddy. Sit back, darling. Sit … Continue reading ‘I do like your belly, but not right now’: some things I said during Father’s Day photos