A haiku about cravings

Oh beetroot, you rosy plum So vinegary I’ve eaten five today (weird?) other baby posts: 1. - 2. - 3. - 4. - 5. - 6. - 7. - 8. - 9. - 10.

Better Than Tinned Tomatoes, I Suppose (31 + 2)

Since when did cereal and milk become my version of crack cocaine? It's 11.31 am, I've been awake for 3 1/2 hours, and this is bowl no. 2. Probably out of about 7. The cows are grateful, I'm sure.