Yesterday, this happened.
Scene: Jeffcoat living room. I am reading Henry’s animal noises book to him on the sofa.
Me: MOOOOOOO, says the cow.
Me: And here’s the ducky. QUACK QUACK, says the duck.
Me: Yep, that’s right. And now – oh no, the lion! RAAAAAAAA- *retch. Retch. Retch*
pause for recovery
Me: VOMIT, says the lion. When his special sickness arrives.