A proposal for Independence Day

Happy fourth of July, dear American friends! Hope your parades are glittery and your fireworks are spectacular and you eat more than a human body can reasonably hold (the purpose of all major holidays, surely).

While we’re chatting, I don’t suppose you fancy lending us New York for a bit, do you? You could have… Milton Keynes in exchange.

Oh go on, it’s got an IKEA.

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